*The crowd is quietly sitting in their seats. All 100,000 seats full. Then, all of a sudden the curtain raises and the crowd begins to clap. The lights come on, center stage, revealing Cappy having a seat on the right side of the table. Then he steps on to stage from the left and the crowd gives a standing ovation as they see him walk across the stage to the table. Cappy stands up and gives shakes his hand. They then both have a seat, the crowd settles, and he leans forward to speak into the mic*

Forgiven: "Welcome everyone to the first ever LAG interview. This evening we will spend time with Cappy. I have several questions that I will ask him and we will get to know a little bit about him."

*Forgiven turns to Cappy"

Forgiven: "Welcome Cappy, and thank you for joining us."

Cappy: "Thank you Forgiven, it's a pleasure to be here tonight."

Forgiven: "Ok, well you know how this works, I have here a number of questions and you will answer them one by one."

*Forgiven rustles his papers about and get them in order. Then then looks down and begins to read the first question allowed*

Forgiven: "Alright we will start off with something simple. What is your favorite color?"

Purple

*Forgiven giggles*

Forgiven: "I like that color too."

*Cappy gives him a mean stare*

Forgiven: "Ummm... ok lets just move on to the next question. What is your favorite kind of food?"

Fried

Forgiven: I see, very good, next question. What is your favorite genre of video games?

Puzzle

Forgiven: Oh wow, that is very interesting. There are some incredibly fun and addicting puzzle games out there that's for sure.

*Cappy leans forward and grabs the glass of water in front of him. He takes a sip and then places it back on the table*

Forgiven: "Ok, let us continue. What was your major in college?"

Broadcast Comm and Criminal Justice

Forgiven: Oh, i see! I guess why you have so much experience as an announcer and on the radio. As for Criminal Justice, well I have never been to jail, but I have seen my share of handcuffs.

*Forgiven giggles, then realizes how gay he is being, so she stops and clears his throat and begins shuffling his papers around.*

Forgiven: "Why don't we move on to the next question shall we? Do you prefer Nickelodeon or Disney?

Disney

Forgiven: "Oh! me too, I just loooove Hannah Montana"

*Forgiven stands up and does a quick little dance then takes his seat and arranges his papers.*

Forgiven: "Ok, next quetsion. Google, Yahoo, or MSN?

Google

Forgiven: "As it should be. And now I have just a few more for you so everyone please bare with me. So the next question is. What is your favorite genre of music?

Classic Rock

Forgiven: "Oh me too. I loved it when they had long hair and pants where I can see the crotch!"

*The crowd gives out a chuckle*

Forgiven: "What movie or tv show is your guilty pleasure?"

CSI Las Vegas

Forgiven: "It's very popular. Speaking of entertainment, What do you believe is the best game system ever made?

NES

Forgiven: "Ah, old school man. I like it. And finally I have just one more for you here. Some people like to give their computers a name, what have you named yours?

The upstairs computer.

Forgiven: "Oh you silly goose!"

*Forgiven turns to the crowd.*

Forgiven: "Ok, folks that's all for tonight, I want to thank you all for coming and your support, and we welcome you back next time. So in the mean time lets hear it for cappy."

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